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Not Interested in Being Here T-Shirt
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Not Interested in Being Here T-Shirt

Sarcastic cat tees for indoor ferals. Your cat would approve. Probably.

Regular price  $32.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Color: Black
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Bella Canvas® 3001 · Printed to order in the USA · Free US shipping over $75

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An introvert cat shirt for people who may be physically present, but emotionally left twenty minutes ago. “Not here. Not interested in being here.” delivers dry social-battery humor with a wide-eyed cat, a third-eye stare, and just enough witchy-lite energy to make avoidance feel intentional.

Made for cat lovers, introverts, homebodies, and anyone whose ideal event includes not attending. It is anti-cute cat apparel for people who prefer personal space, quiet rooms, and cats who understand the assignment without making eye contact for too long.

Attendance has been recorded. Enthusiasm has not.

Fit & Fabric

Soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas® 3001 tee with a classic unisex fit.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
The shirt has a casual everyday feel and may run slightly long.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd².

Sizing

This tee has a classic unisex fit. For many customers, their usual size feels like a casual tee. Please check the size guide before ordering. We recommend comparing the measurements in our size guide to a shirt you already own and like.

Print Feel

Printed using Direct-to-Garment printing, so the design feels soft and breathable - not thick, stiff, or plasticky.

Shipping & Delivery

Free U.S. standard shipping on orders over $75.
Each shirt is printed to order after your purchase is placed. Most orders are processed and printed within 2–7 business days, then shipped with tracking.
Once your order ships, US delivery usually takes another 2–5 business days. Holiday seasons, high-volume periods, and carrier delays may add extra time. We currently ship within the United States only.
Faster shipping, if available at checkout, may speed up transit time after your order ships. It does not shorten production time.
See our Shipping Policy for full U.S. shipping rates, timing, and delivery details.

Returns & 30-Day Issue Guarantee

Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can’t accept size swaps, color changes, or change-of-mind returns.
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, incorrect, or is confirmed lost in transit, it may be covered by our 30-Day Order Issue Guarantee.
Please contact us within 30 days with your order number, a description of the issue, and clear photos if applicable.
See our Refund Policy for full details and step-by-step instructions.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best longevity.
Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design.


Small shop • Made to order • Real human support

Wearable, not novelty-shop chaos

Clear jokes, strong typography, and cat designs with enough personality to feel specific - without becoming a cluttered poster on a shirt.

Designed with intention

Each design starts with a recognizable mood, boundary, awkward social moment, or opinion your cat would probably support.

Every tee is made to order. If something goes wrong, you’ll hear from a real person who wants to fix it - not a customer-service void.

Cat shirts for people who are done with cute cat shirts.

Indoor Feral Club makes wearable cat tees for introverts, homebodies, overstimulated office survivors, and people whose cats have better judgment than most humans.

The humor is dry, the graphics are intentional, and the designs are made to feel like something you would actually wear - not another crowded novelty shirt that ends up forgotten in a drawer.

Your cat probably already knows whether this one is yours.

More Shirts Your Cat Might Tolerate

Because one sarcastic cat tee rarely covers the whole personality.

A Few Things Before Your Cat Approves

Why are your shirts priced this way?

Indoor Feral Club is a small independent shop making original sarcastic cat shirts for people who prefer dry humor over generic “cat mom” designs.

Each tee is printed to order using a soft Bella+Canvas® shirt and Direct-to-Garment printing. You’re paying for an original design, a comfortable tee, made-to-order production, and a shirt that feels more like an inside joke than another basic pet lover graphic.

Is this a small shop?

Yes. Tiny shop. Real human. Cat-supervised.

Indoor Feral Club is run by a real person, not a giant warehouse pretending to be cozy. If something goes wrong with your order, you’ll be talking to someone who actually wants to help - not a customer service void. The cat may judge silently.

Can I cancel or change my order?

Maybe, but only if you’re fast.

Because each shirt is printed to order, we may not be able to cancel or change your order once it goes into production. If you need to make a change, email us as soon as possible with your order number. We’ll do our best before production begins, but once the print process starts, the cat has left the building.

Are colors exactly the same as on my screen?

We do our best to show product colors accurately, but colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings, lighting, garment dye variations, and the printing process.

Small color differences are normal and are not considered defects unless the item is materially different from what you ordered.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Cat people with dry humor, low social battery, black tee loyalty, and zero interest in overly cute “cat mom” energy.

Basically: cats, coffee, quiet homes, personal space, and a shirt that says the thing before you have to.

Looking for more details?

You can find our complete FAQ in the menu, including shipping, returns, sizing, order issues, and care instructions.